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Social distancing continues this weekend amid the global pandemic, and several new TV seasons are here for the binging along with The Matrix Trilogy and The Social Network landing on Netflix. If nothing here suits your sensibilities, check out our guide to What You Should Watch On Streaming Right Now.
Coffee & Kareem Netflix film — The Office fans, rejoice! Ed Helms, Terrence Little Gardenhigh, and and Taraji P. Henson star in this action-comedy movie about an unlikely team-up between a 12-year-old kid and a cop. Helms and Henson's characters date, and the kid's not crazy about the couple, so he hires some fugitives to take out Coffee the Cop. That will get messy, especially after a criminal network gets involved. Yikes.
Tales From The Loop Amazon series — This surreal new series is a sci-fi dream based upon the digital paintings from Simon Stålenhag. The show revolves around an Ohio town situated above a mysterious machine, and Black Mirror fans might find this show to be a kinder, gentler, and more thoughtful option during these stressful times.
Harley Quinn: Season 2 DC Universe series — The animated streaming show is back, and still better than Birds Of Prey, with total anarchy in the streets of Gotham. Mr. J is gone, Batman is missing, and Harley must throttle the situation with her baseball bat while 1000 a-holes attempt to seize power. This series is so much fun, and it's also an economic watch, so jump into the pandemonium and embrace it.
Future Man: Season 3 Hulu — The Josh Hutcherson series takes a final bow with Josh, Tiger, and Wolf all on the run as fugitives. They're attempting to clear their names, naturally, as well as to fix history by sprinting through time.
Money Heist: Season 4 Netflix — The chaotic, cash-grifting series continues with explosions in Rio and Tokyo, as the gang endures its toughest times and an enemy within that could endanger the whole damn heist.
Here's the rest of this weekend's notable programming:
Charmed Friday, CW 8:00 p.m. — Parker joins up with the Charmed ones after a demon endangers Mel, all while Harry risks danger to infiltrate the Faction.
Dynasty Friday, CW 9:00 p.m. — Parenting turns out to be NBD for Fallon and Liam yeah, right while Sam and Kirby work on an opportunity together, and Alexis makes a recruit for a health matter.
Westworld Sunday, HBO 9:00 p.m. — The confusion continues as the third season of this series finds that the truth oesn't always set you free. Theories abound already, so get dive into the futuristic dystopia.
The Walking Dead Sunday, AMC 9:00 p.m. — The Whisperer War is coming to a head, which is strange because wars are usually named after their conclusion and by the winner. In the meantime, Princess meets up with Eugene's group, oh boy....
'The first message on my phone was from Adam Levine. He's like, 'Nice performance. You had a little schmutz in your teeth,'' he recalled while visiting 'The Tonight Show' on Tuesday.
Nick Jonas opened up about the moment he learned that he had spinach in his teeth during the Jonas Brothers' performance at the 2020 Grammy Awards when he stopped by The Tonight Show on Tuesday.
While discussing the Jonas Brothers' performance of 'What a Man Gotta Do' and 'Sucker' at the awards show, Jonas brought up the 'slight hiccup.' Jimmy Fallon then shared a photo of the youngest bandmember, who had spinach in his teeth, during the performance. Fans quickly noticed the mistake and took to social media to point it out.
'No one checked my teeth,' said Jonas. 'Here's the thing that's really frustrating about this, OK. First of all, there was spinach in my teeth from my breakfast, which I ate hours before. So the entire day, no one thought to be like, 'Hey man, there's something back there.''
Jonas also revealed that he learned during an interview a few weeks ago that his brothers checked their teeth before going onstage. 'I sat there going, 'Excuse me?'' he recalled. 'They left me out of it.'
He then reflected on the night of the Grammys. Following their performance, Jonas talked to his manager backstage. 'We were really excited because the performance went pretty well and it was like our Grammy moment. Our return,' he said. 'I was so amped and I was like, 'What'd you think?' and he's like, 'Well, just don't check—.''
Jonas immediately went to check his phone and learned about the spinach. 'The first message on my phone was from Adam Levine. He's like, 'Nice performance. You had a little schmutz in your teeth,'' he recalled.
'It just goes to show you that you can be performing on the Grammys and be nominated and still have spinach in your teeth,' Jonas concluded.
Jonas and Fallon also competed against each other in a game of 'Slay It, Don't Spray It' during the appearance.The host explained that they would take turns singing popular songs. While most of the lyrics were available in front of them on cue cards, they had to finish some of the lyrics on their own. If the players didn't sing the correct lyrics, water was shot at their faces. Meanwhile, the players who sang the lyrics correctly avoided being sprayed and the water was instead shot at their competitor.
The singer kicked off the game by performing Katy Perry's 'I Kissed a Girl.' Jonas correctly sang the lyrics to the 2008 song, so water was shot in Fallon's face.
Fallon was next challenged to finish the lyrics to Train's 'Drops of Jupiter.' He had a difficult time reading the cue cards because his protective glasses were wet from being shot at with water. The host messed up the lyrics 'one without a permanent scar,' so water was once again sprayed on his face.
Jonas sang Fall Out Boy's 'Sugar, We're...
SPOILER ALERT: If you are among the few who haven’t actually watched Netflix’s Tiger King docuseries, this review contains a lot of details about what goes down in the sad big cat saga.
With Netflix poised in the coming days to cash in and crank the base up a notch with more Tiger King, it's time to come out and say it: I hate the Red State porn that is the crash and burn of Joe Exotic
The initial seven episodes of this septic and shallow patchwork of trademark infringement, sex, guns, labor exploitation, song, drugs, mullets, betrayal, animal activism, revenge, and a lot of big cats may be much binged over these weeks of coronavirus lockdown, but that doesn't mean it's actually worth watching.
Now, I get it, I sound like I'm just a dour critic who hates anything that isn't prestige premium cable or aspirational. C'mon man, you want to say, Tiger King: Murder, Mayhem and Madness is just so unbelievable, I can't look away.
I respectfully disagree, and in fact, propose Tiger King isn't just bad, but dangerous in a divided America persistently looking to reduce the other side to caricature.
In a presently ailing nation where TV is more voluminous and vital than ever, the truth is the March 20 launched Tiger King is a clawed white trash misery index. Gawking at some clearly fragile and damaged people like would-be reality TV star Exotic and their below the Mason-Dixon line antics, the series subsequently provides a cultural circus for those smug bicoastals under stay at home orders and screaming to rise up in moral superiority.
Essentially, the tale of big cat collector, self-styled Oklahoma zoo proprietor and 2016 Presidential candidate Exotic AKA Joseph Maldonado-Passage and his ultimately unsuccessful attempt to have rival Carole Baskin knocked off by a hitman hired for $3,000, Tiger King is in that context more a zero-sum game, literally and figuratively, than hitting the zeitgeist.
Obviously, Netflix are pretty damn good at gauging and dragging the public mood over the years, as the likes of the then phenomenon of 2015's Making A Murderer or 2018’s Wild Wild Country prove. Yet, for all the attention it has drawn, this unfocused murder for hire exploration of sorts emerges as a bastard child of Cops, a million Dateline segments from the 1990s and Fox’s short-lived Murder in Small Town X reality show from 2001.
Not exactly the prestige product that the home of Roma, The Irishman and American Factory likes to brag about at award shows. Then again, with the knowledge that the Romans sold out the Colosseum every night feeding Christians to the lions, the bottom line based House of Hastings surely loves the subscription sign up that the currently incarcerated Maldonado-Passage and the accompanying motley gaggle of...